May 2012
genoswagger:
unicornwhores:
and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Reblog so people know who you are
Name:Amélie
Tumblr Name: dontjackoffacactus
Nickname(s): Amé, Mé
Birthday: July 7
Relationship Status: Single as fuck
Random fact about you: I want to be an actress.
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
friskyserket:
“ask a parent before going online”
I want your love And I want your revenge →
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me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but i've seen all your videos and follow all your twitters and tumblrs and messaged you on facebook and have loads of posters of you on my wall and a blog dedicated to you and i cry over your face and the fact that you'll never know of my existence daily
me: so call me maybe
Non-Asian people: Your eyes are small.
Asians: So is your brain.
Me in the morning: i wanna be at a concert.
Me at night: i want to be at a concert.
Me in the shower: i want to be at a concert
Me in class: i want to be at a concert
Me sleeping: i want to be at a concert
Me at a concert: i want to be here forever until the end of time.
me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you
katnissuprising:
Watchsidvintage:
rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:
heckyadoctorwho:
rosiebeck:
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
John Barrowman, ladies and gentlemen.
^
I actually can’t breathe this is perfection.
meowbitcheslovemcr:
imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up
iaintevennmadbro:
How are there 13 year olds pregnant and I can’t even get a guy to hug me
patrickstumphy:
it looks so sunny outside
let’s open some windows
campbelltoe:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
SO CRAZY
thorhead:
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
Watch
seducedbystyles:
Everyone’s like “omg these freedom jokes aha so funny!!1!!!one!!!1!!”
Im sorry but they’re not jokes…
We’re dead serious
That awkward moment when you’re talking and you... →
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