Y'know !?
Amelie. Canadian. 18.If you have questions, ask ! c:

baeddelambit:

"S/he" needs to die as way to indicate unknown gender

(Source: zeroambit, via vaginapowersactivate)

theheartmaid:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via a-little-piece-of-rage-and-love)

doucheboob:

All I want rn is 20 tattoos a cuddly puppy and a large piza

(via the--greygh0st)

ya-na:

 godutchbaby
schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.
huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via deanpendragon)

  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.